People often ask me, “Have you always been this awesome?” to which I respond “All questions must be directed through my publicist. Autographs are $100. Get that camera out of my face.” But the answer to that question is simple, “Yes, I have always been this awesome and I have the photographic evidence to prove it.” And thanks to Wordless Wednesday I’m going to let these pictures speak for themselves; for the most part.
(There were many to choose from and I apologize for the quality and the graininess, but without a scanner I was reduced to the picture of a picture method.)
Here’s a rare photo of me backstage at SNL. I was a stand in for Patrick Swayze in his Chippendales dance-off competition skit with Chris Farley. As much as I wish that was my hair behind my right shoulder it’s only a shadow…or should I say a Shadöe?
Dig if u will this picture. Maybe I’m just 2 demanding, but I insisted that all my pants had suspenders attached to them. Maybe I’m just like my father, he wore his collar up 2. I was rehearsing for my How To Lip Sync Speech for English Class the next day. The Purple Rain poster on the wall served as both an inspiration and a girlfriend deterrent.
The half-fro mullet, skinny tie, over-sized jacket, that hungry like the wolf look in my eyes was it any wonder I was voted most likely to be Awesome. And you know what? They were right.
Present Day: Just me being an awesome Dad and spending some quality time with the boys. The neck cone, or E-Collar, is just so I don’t lick my genitals.
There you have it. Undeniable proof that I have always been this awesome. That’s all for now. I was just able to get the E-collar off so I’m going to get down to business. Happy Thanksgiving.