Looting and pillaging is in my blood, savvy? So take me Trick or Treating or I’ll send you to Davy Jones’ Locker, where I hear he’s giving out candy corn.
The eagle has landed and pooped his pants. God Bless America and super-absorbent diapers.
I’m Captain Jack Sparrow, my dreadlocks are three feet long and made from genuine horse hair. Really? I’m Superman, my hair is made from recycled plastics and is both dishwasher and microwave safe.
Suspicions that Spiderman has been using performance enhancing drugs were confirmed last night when he tested positive for anabolic steroids, Human Growth Hormone (HGH) and Laffy Taffy.
America, have U heard? I got a brand new dance and it’s called “The Bird”. U don’t need no finesse or no personality U just need 2 arms and an attitude and everybody sing with me. Come on now!
“Ello, beastie.” Jack stares down the most feared creature of the seven seas and suburbia, the Snacken: the house where they give away healthy foods instead of candy. “Put an apple in my bag and I’ll put my sword in your eye.”