Barkeep

I’m a pretend-to-work-at-work-dad trying to become a pretend-to-work-at-home-dad. I am also the father of two boys, one who refuses to sleep and one who refuses to eat, and the husband of one exceptionally tolerant woman. We all share their house in upstate New York with an 11 year old, bowlegged, chain smoking, narcoleptic house cat and an imaginary leprechaun named King Brian. My penchant for obscure pop culture references, self-flagellation and an unhealthy obsession with my Microsoft Word Thesaurus plug-in make my posts practically irresistible at times. My claims to fame include once performing an emergency Brazilian with a glow stick, a Sugar Daddy and fabric swatches, being named to the 2003 Top 10 Most Butte-tiful People of Montana List and writing an episode of Lost, all of which are completely untrue. I write about all this here and at Strollerderby. I’ve got a heavy pour and you can’t beat the prices