I am a creature of habit, although the word “creature” implies a certain wildness or a snarling wantonness of the spirit which really doesn’t capture the essence of who I am. I’m really more of “blobby find an osmotic balance with my environment” sort of guy; like an amoeba.
OK then, I am an amoeba of [...]
Archive for November, 2007
Breakfast Sandwiches Big Enough To Cover Your Crotch
Posted in Amoeba of Habit, Corey Feldman, Crotch Cover, Egg McMuffin, Nudity, Puddles of Sweat, Receding Hairline, Spiderman Light, Terminal Velocity on November 30, 2007 | 11 Comments »
These Are A Few Of My Favorite Things
Posted in Family, Five, Friends, Love, Meme on November 29, 2007 | Leave a Comment »
Jennic over at Sweetisu posted a popular meme she entitled Looking Back 5 Times yesterday and since we are in the final sprint of the NaBloPoMarathon what better time to take a quick glance over my shoulder, to look back on November and beyond, to reflect on how far I’ve come to get to this [...]
Christmas Time Is Here And I’m Such A Blockhead
Posted in Boy George, Charles Schulz, Charlie Brown, Commercialism, Department 56, Jack, Lights Please, Mt. Crumpet, Roast Beast, Romana Sambuca, Salvation Army, Santa Claus, Snowman, Vince Guaraldi, children on November 28, 2007 | 11 Comments »
If all the 24 hour Holiday music stations, every dirty Santa suit clad Salvation Army Bell Ringer set up in front of every Target, shopping center entrance, post office, and strip mall, every annoyingly polite pimply-faced Boy Scout Troop camped outside my neighborhood mini-mart badgering me to buy one of their crappy $17 merit badge [...]
Two Turtle Doves: Our Christmas Card Picture
Posted in Adam, Christmas Card, Jack, Two Turtle Doves, children on November 27, 2007 | 16 Comments »
Our Christmas card picture this year of Jack and Adam. Details to notice 1) The double bruise on Jack’s forehead from slamming his face on the basement stairs and an unsuccessful attempt at tackling Adam 2) The matching Rugby shirts. I’m not a huge advocate of dressing the boys in the same outfit but Kathleen [...]
Water Stain Looks Either Like Buddha With Erection or Mr. Weatherbee From Archie Comics
Posted in Archie Comics, Jughead, Mitch Cumstein, Rorschach Test, Siddhartha, Virgin Mary Toast, Waldo Weatherbee, Water Stain on November 26, 2007 | 12 Comments »
Whether believers see the erect penis of Siddhartha Gautama the Awakened One or the silhouette of Waldo Weatherbee the principal of fictional Riverdale High School the recently discovered water stain has become not only a source of inspiration and hope but a powerful reminder of the how objects bearing an image that might be a [...]
Lost: Sunday Morning
Posted in Air Raid Siren, Cinnamon Rolls, Donny Hathaway, Hanes Skort, Lost Sunday, Savion Glover, Shepherds Pie, Wipe my Ass on November 25, 2007 | 13 Comments »
This morning I finally did it. After being awakened just after the 7:00 hour by the determined and brusque “all hands on deck come wipe my ass” proclamation of DONE! matter of factly howled by our the heir to the empire from his porcelain throne, I finally did it. After being greeted by an early [...]
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